So much for "even-handed"

ESPN's coverage of the Elizabeth Lambert has zoomed full on into freakshow/self-parody mode. A partial transcript of the video on this page, which at the moment is linked from the home page:

Unsportsmanlike conduct is a universal penalty, it applies to every sport on every level, and you know it when you see it. It's obvious when one player purposefully eye-gouges another. It's debatable when a planned touchdown celebration is concocted. What is rare is when women athletes are involved in any of this type of behavior.

Not sure if their next story is on the bearded lady or not. Actually, forget I said that.